Tips To Spice Up Your Sex Life

Here is what millions of women, and some men, get every night. After they come home from work, had some dinner with their partner who, maybe helped maybe watched his partner clean up the kitchen afterwards, sat in his comfy chair and watched the telly a few hours with barely a word spoken. Then once in bed and the lights were out he begins to paw you like frenzied grizzly bear, yanking at your nightie, foul breath in your face, and he expects you to be “in the mood.” At moments like these don’t you feel more like a zoo keeper wrestling with an animal then a lover? If he isn’t the type of man who will read this with you maybe you can just leave it out some place where he will have to see it, like taped up over the toilet! It can’t hurt. Even if only one or two suggestions gets through it will be an enormous boost to your sex life!

1. While your love is cooking or washing the dishes go up behind him or her, and wrap your arms around their waist. Nuzzle your face into their neck and tell them how much you love them. If you're lucky they will turn around to give you a kiss. Or offer to help them with those dirty dishes so they will be finished faster and you can get to the fun part of the evening. Jeez, don’t just stand there watching them work!

2. When walking past your love (around the house, in the yard, while shopping, while at a barbeque, etc.) make it a point to touch them. This could be a quick touch to the shoulder or waist, or a kiss on the cheek. But be careful with these touches, make them light, if you are too rough she may interpret them as a hit or slap and then you are not getting any sex for a long time.

3. Snuggle together on the couch while watching TV. Hold hands, caress her hair or arms, kiss during commercials. Even better during those commercials offer to go to the kitchen and get her a drink or some dessert after her dinner. Don’t forget to wash those dirty dishes up too.

4. Take your sweetheart's hand while driving in the car, or walking together. Good Idea. Walk her ass right into that mall and buy her something real pretty, like a new dress. Bet you that would get her attention.

5. When you arrive home, before doing anything else, approach your sweetheart for a hug and kiss. Some flowers and candy can’t hurt either. Hugs and kisses are nice but they are free. Try bringing home a little gift once in awhile, cheapscape!

6. If you sleep together, snuggle up to your partner when you go to bed tonight. If either of you need space to sleep you can break away after snuggling. If you don’t sleep together it means you have been banished to the sofa or guest bedroom for some reason so you better go back and memorize every one of these suggestions and do them every day so you can get back into her good graces.

7. When your love arrives home from work take her hand and pull her towards you for a hug, kiss and say "I missed you today". Also add “I’m taking you to dinner tonight so forget about cooking and cleaning, your hands are way too delicate for that.” That will get you laid in a minute.

8. Offer to brush her hair. Offer to brush your hair …..and your teeth!
While having dinner together (at a restaurant or at home) reach across the table and hold hands. You could also hold hands under the table. It would help if in your hand when you reached across the table to take her hand in yours to have a small box in it with a jewelers mark on it and something expensive inside. Jewelry can always get someone some good sex.

So men after reading these tips if you are not getting the best sex of your life than you are either not following instructions or you don’t really love the one you’re with or you are a complete idiot. Either way it’s all your fault so don’t cry to me…I tried to help you.

* taken from http://www.luvpeek.com/tips-for-romance *